Yeah aight fam just dum me in the river its cheaper
Well I actually didn't die, I'm that one guy in the back that nobody knows, with a strange mustache and a cane…
You need ppl that love you in order to have a funeral sooooo... WHAT FUNERAL AMIRITE?
No... I don't want to see my mother crying over me.
It'd be hard to see my family and friends all crying...
Tacos. End conversation, because I'm innocent?
I would like to see who comes to my funeral
My funeral is going to be awesome. I'm going to have cupcakes and cool music and there's going to be someone dressed as a grim reaper and there's going to be people remembering hilarious stuff that I always did. It's going to fun. You should come.
Why is it so hard for me to get top comment * sighs heavily*
I can't wait *puts gun in mouth*
Whenever death comes up someone always finds a way to bring god into it despite others beliefs
And his pre funeral. Now I'm sobbing. Oh my god. Now I'm reminded of his actual funeral. Now I'm reminded Of the whole book I'm on the floor sobbing no
Oh my god that reminded me of Augustus
I will. In Hell.
Why the **** would you want to see your own funeral??
To see how many people don't come
Well death DOSENT sound that bad because all it is is lights out or as some people think hevan but it's most likely that it would be hell because the population of hevan on Google says 1,675
Ww dont even know if when you die you go to heaven, are a ghost and walk around earth, or just dissapear. There is no right answer
If I died right now I would want to see if my crush was there
brice the ferret king
*goes to funeral* *no one shows up*
I'd like to c who would come and who there would actually b sad that I was gone
I would have Hide's death sing playing at my funeral (I wish there were more Tokyo Ghoul fans here)
Nah. Save the drama for your lama
Yeah I'd be like " you betta say something good or imma bust you up"
This makes me think of Yusuke Urameshi.
I wanna know hot many people would be there
Ow! Right in the features
No one would come to mine :D *cries on the inside*
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To see who showed up
That would be well cool
I won't have a funeral. My siblings and family members will go to the Grand Canyon or something like and and take my ashes with them. They'll have fun and remember the good times we all had, rather than crying at a stupid funeral. Cheers! Plus like if you agree.
Cool we are. We are cool. Are we cool? We cool are! oh **** i can't english. Like you if agree.
Well now I'm depressed.
I would be a ghost
Don't know you will just see ppl crying or not caring☺
In heaven 👍
Wouldn't be much to see:(
I would like to have a fake funeral and see who cries. I would know who the peopl who car for me are
Herbert the pervert
I already died
I'm gonna be in heaven and I'll look down on earth
I'd be too busy digging to Hell
Who's to say I won't? I'll be in heaven 😇😉👌🏼
It better be good! Lol jk no one will come 😂
I hope I'll be able to see it from hell... I'm pretty sure that's where I'm going tbh
I gotta know was real and cared about me and who was fake
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I want it simple and quick
I'd like to see who cares about me.
I won't have a funeral XD I will be burnt to ashes and put into a cup LOL dumbasses
I don't want to see people cry over my death when I might be in a better place! 😖
Well I know that I will be put on a ship and sent out into the Atlantic Ocean after they set me on fire.
Only because I have flowers and headstone planned out
Imma hire strippers to dance in front of my casket so people will actually ******* show up.
Top comment is way to Christian makes me hat Christian people and I am one
Yes...but not anytime soon
Only because I'm the only one that'd cry at it
I just want to see my peasants puss on my ashes
Only if people come
My request is to play one of my favorite Rock songs, I don't want to see anything depressing, cause I know my death will not be painful, you can die peacefully
My funeral is gonna be like a helacious party with like Brazillian dancers n ****.
No because it would be to sad for me to have to watch people crying over me and I would cry to and I don't like to cry
i would wanna know who came so i could haunt the heartless bastards that didnt come
No all I'd see is a casket with no one there
to see if they put on the song I want when I die 👼😂😂
god was an excuse for the sun thousands of years ago
Ok let me tell you all... heaven IS real. The world, universe, brain, and eyes, are all too advanced and perfect to just pop into existence. God and heaven are real. But once your there you can't see what goes on on earth. Heaven has its own timeline. We all arrive at the same time. We don't wait for each other to arrive there.
Heaven isn't real. You really think we go to some magical kingdom? We're all little ******* sinners. No one is good enough for that, not even religious people. We create our own living hells and then we die.
I want to see how people remember me
No, because it would be a party cuz no one likes me
I won't have a funeral I will have a party with my coffin on the side of the dance floor
Yes I wanna see who attends and if my sister ain't there I will haunt her for ever. Case closed
Push it pomplamoose
I will. In hell
Paul Von Hindenburg
I would rather have a funereal pyre and afterlife doesn't exist
No cause, I don't want to see my loved ones suffer.😭
I wanna see what people say and think
It would break my heart to see my mother cry so no
GOD IS A LIE
I will. In hell.
Um no that would just give me more of a reminder that im gonna die
Nobody would show up.. Lol
I wanna see which would actually go. That proves if they are true friends and who cries
I'm watching it right now
I better see bagpipes or else!
I don't want a funeral they are dumb. Why should I make my family get up and get ready wearing uncomfortable depressing black clothes so they can come stare at me and cry when they could just stay at home in there pajamas save all the time, gas, getting up and getting ready. They could just stay at home and cry I personally hate funerals and my whole family does I do NOT want a funeral.
Yes! see what bitches don't come and haunt them
I want to see people dancing and some one saying, "I put the fun in FUNeral"
It makes you wonder who would cry and who would not cry at your funeral
No cuz I'm not gonna have a funeral
I'm immortal so I would have to fake my death
I would want to see who all was there
Heaven's not real dipshits.
The fault in our stars
It better be ******* amazing or Imma come back from the dead and beat my children
Well someone needs to show up
I fell if I answer this it will curse me sssssssooooo yah
You're going to see it anyway, if you people believe that...
Stop with the religious comments!
Everyone will bro in heaven or hell duhh
29% lied because you'll already see it in heaven and it makes you look u CANNOT look away
Yes so I could now which punk *** bitchs don't come
Nobody would cry so it would just make me feel bad
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I would like to see who shows up
Who are my real friends.....
I would watch every one remember the stupid things i did and laugh
Yes, so I know how to avoid it.
Assuming that Heaven is even real, why the hell would you waste your infinite time looking down at where you used to be?
I dont want to see people crying for me.
Yes see who show's up
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I'm 9 and I wonder when I'm going to die and wonder what it will feel like
Either that or she would dress up like the grim reaper wih he hood covering hi0er face and she would just syand there next to my coffen offerin people cake.
I want to see my friend do what she said she would do. A few days ago she said that she would be like: *dramaticly throws self onto coffen* "YOU BĪTCH!! WHY DID YOU DIE!!!! WHY!!!!!?!?!?!?" I would love to see that
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I'd like to see who would come and who would actually miss me
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Augustus did. (ITS MORE DETAILED IN THE BOOK YOU FAKE FANGIRLS)
I would want to hug the people as a ghost and whisper in their ear tha it will be alright and rock them until they slowly go insane
In yo mom
Nobody would show up. And the ones who do show up would probably be happy
This ain't no weave
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I'm gonna spend my last 10 years planning and saving for my funeral. Gonna be the best sh!t ever
Yeah, because there will be fights and ****
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There won't be anyone there
Yeah, so i can crash it
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I'm on the highway to hell DUN DUN
Yes so then if people don't respect me or say bad things or fart, I can send them to the depths of hell.
I can only hope it will be full to the brim with people.-.
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It would be sad seeing all the crying people
I just wanna see who goes
Yes because i would like to see everyone that didnt come!
Lol no one would show up lol
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Accidentally pressed no I would like to see my own funeral to see who my true friends and family is
I can't stand people who keep saying dumb things like "I'm in heaven"
Seriously people need to step the **** off nobody gives a **** if you think there is a god it just makes you look like a ******* idiot
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I'd do it to through out anyone who says 'I miss him' because that's selfish
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I will. From inside my coffin
Heres my quote when i die dont mourn over me its the day you fianlly get rid of me
**** off you religious nutjobs. keep your religion in a church
I'd do it Augustus Waters style
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I'd like to see what lies the people who hate me will come up with to make them seem like we were bffs.
Yes so I can haunt all my family and friends who did not come
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I would want to see how many people cared to show up
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I'm going to mix my ashes with glitter and have them explode into the air while "Thx fr the memories" plays
No one will be at my funeral
And suddenly most of us are Augustus Waters
I'd just wanna see who shows up
I would show up to my funeral dressed up as the grim reaper in the most convincing costume money can buy and I would stand in the back silently
I would want to see who actually cared about be so yes
Im gonna have my best friend dress up as the grim reaper and stand over my dead body during my funeral i wanna see everyone's reaction
I am not having a funeral. I am having a FUNeral!!!
There would be a bunch of people peeing on it and singing songs
Yeah my friend will post it on YouTube and they obviously have YouTube in heaven right
No, because no one would attend it.
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Cole, that place isn't real.
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like Augustus a pre-funeral
I will. In hell.
Cole. Is right
No it would be pretty depressing
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I want to know who would come
supa hot fire
U could see who actual cares
Depends if my ex was invited
To see how good I look
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I would want to see who shows up
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Augustus saw his funeral😭
like in Tom Sawyer?
I would like to thank the on or two people who show up just for the free food
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I wanna see my best friends speeches, my moms speech, what I wore. But I mean like now, but I don't want to die. Just want to see what they'd do at my funeral lol
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That's assuming I go up...
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I would but I can't get a good view in hell
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Yes cause I wanna see if people really cared if I died
Why does everyone always comment stuff about god and heaven? All that stuff is fake!
Yes,to see who actually cares enough to come..
Id like to see how many people are cheering
I don't want to see all the sad faces nobody has there!
I want to see who cares enough to actually show up.
I will. I Heaven.
Hah, jokes on you. When i die, i wanna be mixed in the ocean water, spreading my dust everywhere
I wanna see who comes
Ain't nobody got time for dat
I want to see them mourn me, it would be humbling
At least one person would be there
That would be depressing
Tom Sawyer did.
Like to see how I die and I would try to prevent it
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I don't want people to cry over my body. I want people to celebrate my life and smile.
I want to make sure its not getto.
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Yes because I ordered a piñata for the guests so they can be happy! But it is filled with bees so they aren't too happy.
Id watch to make sure they serve bacon
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Eh yes and no pretty sure it would be boring as not even my parents would show up
My funeral will be pimpin'
Yes, I want to see what they say about me. Then I'd scare the crap out of them 'cuz I'm a freaking ghost.
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I would want to see how many people care
I want to see how many people don't come
I want people to have lasers and loud techno in the church
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I will. In Heaven
Assuming that means I would need to die soon, I'm gonna say no.
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It would be sad....but mind ******* at the same time
Well you have to make sure they are doing it right duh #justsayin
Only if I am not dead
Why would i nobody would even come
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My friends r gonna come to my funeral playing hard core "screamo" music so that everyone leaves and it willl just be me and the people I actually like
As long as they drank liquor and told jokes about me. Hopefully Dropkick Murphy's will be playing
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I would want to see if everyone came
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So I could see which assholes didn't come lol
i wonder who would be there
I wonder what I'm gonna see there...
No one would be there
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im going to play remixes of cotten eye joe and gangnom style and the harlem shake and whoever stay through the whole thing is inheriting all my stuff
I only think like that when I'm depressed
If anyone even comes to it
Yes, so I can haunt whoever doesn't show up...
I wanna see who is dancing on my grave... I know there are a few who would
I dont wanna see the people I love full of grief and pain
I want to see if the person who told me they were going to dance on my grave is going to do it
Yeah because it won't be sad cause it'll be a wake where people have fun remembering you
I'm not tryin to be full of myself but I don't wana see all those people crying for me it would be sad :(
I read a book like that once
Yes! I want to see what day it is, how I died, who shows up, I'll probably choose my own music, how I'll look, if they did a good job decorating (to see if I need to tell them how to do it better in my will), and in general I'm really curious!
At least someone will see my dead body
I'm writing in my will that there has to be a party funeral with drinks and fireworks so hells to the ya in going to my funeral if I can 😉
I would just want to see who would show up for it.
If I could talk to the people I would say they shouldn't mourn and it is no big deal to me
That would be freakin scary. But then again, people confess what they thought about you.
Well, the thing is, I want to see if they carry out my requests. Besides, I've got the guts to watch people cry.
People who say yes are sick. You'd like to see people crying and suffering, that's terrible.
What if it shows that you die a year from now